Tuesday, 17 December 2013


PYONGYANG (KCNA) — With the people clamouring for justice, the organizing committee of the Supreme People’s Assembly announced that Mayor Len Brown will meet the serious punishment of history.

The world public will never forget the malignant slanders uttered by Brown, the enemy of the party and the revolution and a servant of the fascist clique of the NZ Labour Party.

All the crimes committed by the accused will be proved in the course of the hearing and will be admitted to.
Brown instructed stooges to spin doctor and disseminate untruths.

Abusing the honour of the Auckland Peoples, Brown tried hard to create illusion about him by projecting himself internally and externally as a special being on a par with the headquarters of the Angels in Heaven.

Brown is isolated and snubbed, drenched various parts of the females with unmentionable things and treated their accusations as no more than barking at the moon.

When Brown attempted to make a false report to the people without having regard to the sensitivity of the people to these matters, officials concerned expressed just opinion that Brown’s behaviour was contrary to the laws of Conduct of the Council.

It was none other than Brown, traitor for all ages, who recklessly issued hundreds of millions of dollar debts, sparking off serious economic chaos and disturbing the people’s mind-set.

All facts go to clearly prove that Brown is a thrice-cursed traitor without an equal in the world, who had desperately worked for years to destabilize and bring into shame the Office of Mayor. The hateful and despicable nature of these anti-party, anti-state and unpopular crimes will be fully disclosed in the course of the trial. No matter how much water flows under the bridge and no matter how frequently a generation is replaced by new one, the lineage of Brown is forever sullied.

No one in the world can stand in the way of the people of Auckland who are advancing single-mindedly united around supreme leader John Key with confidence that the Supreme Leader will rid Auckland of the traitor Brown.


Minute of Meeting 17 December 2014

Subject Recall Legislation


The Minister, Head of Department (Local Government), Parliamentary Counsel Office and Head of PM's Department.


The Minister shall introduce legislation as a matter of urgency providing for the recall and subsequent new election for any elected local government position.

The legislation will be drafted to achieve the following objective;

To allow voters recall a politician if they get the support of at least 10 per cent of the people who voted in the last election. The politician would be removed from office and a by-election would be held. The recalled politician could still run as a candidate.
There was general discussion as to how Central Government can determine whether a Minister should resign and a consensus emerged that PMs can act to dismiss a Minister and have done so (refer examples below) however no such ability is apparent at Local Government level and given the method of voting at Local Government level and the disparate allegiances of Local Government politicians then recall legislation was preferred as a means to remedy contentious behaviour by a Local Government politician.
Ministers Dissmissals/Resignations
Nick SmithPhil HeatleyPansy WongRichard WorthDavid Benson PopeLianne DalzielRuth Dyson and Dover Samuels

Friday, 19 April 2013

Greens and Labour announce Kiwisex

EMBARGO: 5pm, Friday 19 April 2013
Due to the overwhelming success of our Kiwi-Power initiative through the joint-policy statements between the Green Party and the Labour Party, Green Party co-leader Dr Russel Norman and Labour Party leader David Shearer announce that the next New Zealand government will make Prostitution less expensive for everyone
“Prostitution in NZ is totally fragmented, geographically and financially not to mention the complete lack of dress sense from some sex workers”, said Dr Russel Norman.
“The average Kiwi simply doesn’t know how much they should be paying or where to go for sex.  One moment they go to one location in say South Auckland and they find that the sex workers have moved to another area, the local councils seem to think they should control some aspects of the industry not to mention those right wing evangelical Christians who seem to think they should be in charge”
“The whole situation is unsatisfactory and Kiwi battlers should not have to put up with this kind of uncontrolled capitalism.
“I am proud to announce our new initiative, Kiwi-Sex.  KiwiSex will contract with all prostitutes in NZ and on sell their product at a fair price. The pricing will be transparent and whilst details still need to be worked through such as if allowances need made for unprotected sex, (this will cater for some recent immigrants from countries such as Somalia) there will be a national pricing regime. It is anticipated that a blow job will reduce in price by as much as $35 and intercourse will reduce by around $40. There will also be a government guarantee of satisfaction.
 These saving will be welcomed by all New Zealanders said the leader of the Labour Party David Shearer. When asked if this model has worked anywhere else Mr, Shearer said he had been assured by the Green Party that is a tried and true model, in fact Mr. Shearer went on to say that he had full faith in Mr Norman’s advice given that he is going to be NZ’s next Prime Minister.

Wednesday, 27 February 2013


WB believes there should be a law change so that it is illegal for a bicyclist to use a public road when a cycle lane is available.

WB is fed up with lycra clad woofters pretending they are competing in the annual drug tour de France, clogging up roads (which motorists pay for) when there is a tax or rate payer funded cycle lane available.

WB believes it is incumbent on all motorists to decide to use their windscreen washers/wipers when passing bicyclists after all one does need a clean windscreen so as to avoid these road hoggers as well clearing their inevitable nasal excretions given that there is no provision in a lycra outfit for a handkerchief.

Thursday, 31 January 2013


Notwithstanding that WB has an ongoing issue with teacher  unions, in particular how they dress up their gangs with handles such as Institute and Association, it seems to WB that there is a very simple and cost effective solution to the payment issue, whilst at the same time supporting a NZ software company, BULK FUND SCHOOLS and let individual schools contract with Rod's Xero to do the wages