Saturday 10 July 2010

Party Central

WB would suggest that we leave the wharf and old sheds and tents et al to the seagulls. A far better use of resources would be to offer Cactus Kate a substantial retainer to draw up a Party Central Plan for the RWC Punters after all she is one of the more knowledgeable people in where one should dine and imbibe in downtown Auckland.

There could be one plan for those who eat Pies, drink Beer and RTD's i.e. keep them on the eastern side of Queen Street and another for those whose tastes are somewhat more cultivated whereby they would have the western side of Queen Street.

The plans could be drafted along the same lines as those ghastly "jogging routes" that five star hotels give to their guests (why hotels do this always defeats WB), this together with the appropriate ID would ensure that RWC punters could set out knowing that there is only one checkpoint, that of Queen Street and the security people can keep the Westies for once in their lives "East" whilst those who are more appreciative of fine living can continue to do so.