Greens and Labour announce Kiwisex

LABOUR/GREEN CO-PRESS RELEASE ON PROSTITUTION

NEW ZEALAND GREEN PARTY PRESS RELEASE

EMBARGO: 5pm, Friday 19 April 2013

Due to the overwhelming success of our Kiwi-Power initiative through the joint-policy statements between the Green Party and the Labour Party, Green Party co-leader Dr Russel Norman and Labour Party leader David Shearer announce that the next New Zealand government will make Prostitution less expensive for everyone

“Prostitution in NZ is totally fragmented, geographically and financially not to mention the complete lack of dress sense from some sex workers”, said Dr Russel Norman.

“The average Kiwi simply doesn’t know how much they should be paying or where to go for sex.  One moment they go to one location in say South Auckland and they find that the sex workers have moved to another area, the local councils seem to think they should control some aspects of the industry not to mention those right wing evangelical Christians who seem to think they should be in charge”

“The whole situation is unsatisfactory and Kiwi battlers should not have to put up with this kind of uncontrolled capitalism.

“I am proud to announce our new initiative, Kiwi-Sex.  KiwiSex will contract with all prostitutes in NZ and on sell their product at a fair price. The pricing will be transparent and whilst details still need to be worked through such as if allowances need made for unprotected sex, (this will cater for some recent immigrants from countries such as Somalia) there will be a national pricing regime. It is anticipated that a blow job will reduce in price by as much as $35 and intercourse will reduce by around $40. There will also be a government guarantee of satisfaction.

 These saving will be welcomed by all New Zealanders said the leader of the Labour Party David Shearer. When asked if this model has worked anywhere else Mr, Shearer said he had been assured by the Green Party that is a tried and true model, in fact Mr. Shearer went on to say that he had full faith in Mr Norman’s advice given that he is going to be NZ’s next Prime Minister.

BICYCLISTS

WB believes there should be a law change so that it is illegal for a bicyclist to use a public road when a cycle lane is available.

WB is fed up with lycra clad woofters pretending they are competing in the annual drug tour de France, clogging up roads (which motorists pay for) when there is a tax or rate payer funded cycle lane available.

WB believes it is incumbent on all motorists to decide to use their windscreen washers/wipers when passing bicyclists after all one does need a clean windscreen so as to avoid these road hoggers as well clearing their inevitable nasal excretions given that there is no provision in a lycra outfit for a handkerchief.

Novopay

Notwithstanding that WB has an ongoing issue with teacher  unions, in particular how they dress up their gangs with handles such as Institute and Association, it seems to WB that there is a very simple and cost effective solution to the payment issue, whilst at the same time supporting a NZ software company, BULK FUND SCHOOLS and let individual schools contract with Rod's Xero to do the wages

The Black Guy versus the White Guy

WB is in France and now has watched the first debate to decide who will eventually become the leader of the "First World"
Summation.......Obama talked platitudes (a la the PPTA in NZ) and Mitt talked sense.

In WB's opinion this has turned the US Presidential election into a nail biter, particularly when you have the black guy's VP making  statements such as the middle class are squeezed.

If it was good enough in the sixties to have a Catholic President surely those who doubt, (notwithstanding the Marilyn stories) should exercise the same amount of goodwill and tick the box for the guy that seems to be grounded in Salt Lake City

NZ Police

WB took note of the outcome of the announcement that no charges would be laid against John Banks, given, (to be expected),the howls of outrage by the communists, WB cannot understand why no commentator (other than Whaleoil) has asked the question why the NZ Police can very quickly make a call in regard to a proper politician (i.e. one who is not a communist) yet seem to have a great deal of difficulty reaching prosecution descions against those of the left (AKA communists).
It seems to WB that National and Act should take the moral high ground here and demand that the communists are judged by their own standards
Hold on, of course, WB should no better, communists have no standards, their idea of ethics is founded upon the writings of Lenin, the Kim Il Jung family and last but not least Mao Tse Tung

Dealing with Communists

WB was in Havelock North yesterday and was accosted by a communist (He had to be one as he had a beard and was brandishing a petition around to stop asset sales), he invited me to sign the petition and I said no, he asked why not and I said well I think we should sell all the shares in tax payer owned enterprises not just 49%.
Well, he then said could I give him some money so that he could buy some shares, I advised him that at he would far better off actually earning some money as opposed to being an unpaid street worker.
Then he want to say that he does not actually need to buy shares in SOEs as he already "owns" them.
Normally WB does not engage with communists as they are financially illiterate and if they are males they have beards and if they are females they are lesbians, anyway, I suggested to him that share ownership comes with a right to receive a dividend,the right to share in the capital growth of the shareholding and the ability to borrow against said asset, I put it to the moron that if he thinks he "owns" shares in SOEs then he might want to have a chat to the Serious Fraud Office and lay a complaint as I would bet that he has never banked a dividend cheque from an SOE.
God give me strength, I had to go immediately to a Bar (where fortunately communists cannot afford to even buy water) and order a bottle of Veuve, mind you having read Cactus Kate's latest post WB would not have been surprised if Jacinda Adern had turned up given that she is not obviously saving to buy a house!!!

ROGUE POLLS

WB is looking forward to the continued series of "Rogue Polls" We are sure that in the lead up to the election we will see more of these out of character results even to the extent that the Greens will continue to improve.

We love the feeding frenzy of the left feeding on the left!!!